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    'The red grouse call sounds uncannily like "Go back, go back," taken as words of encouragement by some whisky enthusiasts.',
    'Our whisky has been Scotland\'s favourite every year since 1980. A record envied by the country\'s politicians, crooners, caber tossers...',
    'Male grouse can be territorial in autumn. Male grouse drinkers, warmed by a sense of well-being, tend to be welcoming all year.',
    'In Scotland, three drams of the The Famous Grouse are sipped every second. Our fans are as consistent as our whisky.',
    'The Famous Grouse is checked 8735 times, so you can take the quality for granted. Choose your water carefully.',
    'The red grouse is the emblem of the esteemed Journal of British Birds. Not to mention Scotland\'s most prized whisky.',
    'The Famous Grouse notes include dried fruits, orange oil, dark chocolate and possibly a hint of butterscotch.',
    'In The Famous Grouse, you may be able to detect Highland Park and The Macallan, two of Scotland\'s most celebrated single malts.'
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